February 2, 2012:
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow today, signifying six more weeks of winter.
Within minutes of this announcement, House Republicans issued a statement saying this proves that global warming does not exist. Any change in weather patterns are to be blamed directly on groundhogs.
As a result, Phil's Twitter account has crashed, and therefore, he could not immediately be reached for comment.
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