Thursday, February 18, 2016

Hello! My friend's mother makes $78 an hour working from home on her computer! Last month she earned over $50,000! Most of the time she doesn't even have to work ~ her website generates the money for her! That sounds pretty amazing, right?
Well, not to my friend. He is politely asking that you stop visiting his mother's website and giving her money. He says it only encourages her immodest behavior. True, she's an adult, and her personal conduct shouldn't be influenced by an easily embarrassed son, but she's already been kicked out of nine assisted living facilities, and the only in-home "nurses" who he interviewed turned out to not be nurses at all. His life has become incredibly challenging.
So, won't you please help my friend, and leer at pictures of somebody else's mother? He thanks you.
Also, if you've read this, you must send me $5. I'll tell you why later.